Chainsaw Awards

The chainsaw awards have been running for around 10 years now.  You can vote at Fangoria always find these votes fun.

My Votes

Killer Movie (Best Horror Film): The Descent ;Great movie for changing your pants.

Most Thrilling Killing (Best Death Scene):  the crotch-bite from Snakes on a Plane; Just found this one too funny to not vote it.

Dude You Don't Wanna Mess With (Best Hero):  Samuel L. Jackson in Snakes on a Plane; Don't want to mess with Samuel be it this movie or any other.

Chick You Don't Wanna Mess With (Best Heroine):  Radha Mitchell in Silent Hill;That's one pissed off mother.

Relationship from Hell (Best Couple or Duo): Bill Moseley & Sheri Moon Zombie in The Devil's Rejects;I think that's the clown and his wife, not sure.

Best Butcher (Best Villain): Jan Vlasak in Hostel; Went with Jan on this one.

Creepiest Kid:  Seamus Davey-Fitzpatrick in The Omen; Freaky looking child.

Highest Body Count: Slither; Did take out an entire town!

Line That Killed (Best One-Liner): The Devil's Rejects ("Boy, the next words out of your mouth better be some brilliant f**kin' Mark Twain shit, 'cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."); Was a toss up between this and snakes.  Went for this one after much pondering

Bloodiest Beatdown (Best Fight Scene): The Descent (Juno & Sarah vs. The Crawlers)

Best with Less (Best Limited-Release/Budget Film): The Dark Hours; Haven't seen any of these just picked one.

Sickest FX (Special Effects): Silent Hill; Liked the eery effects on this movie, great use of FX.

Looks That Kill (Makeup Effects): The Hills Have Eyes; Erm not sure if they made the mutants look like that or they casted in Glasgow!

Most Disturbing Import (Scariest Foreign Film): Night Watch; Erm no idea about these movies

Killer Television (TV show, anthology or film): Masters of Horror Same as above.

Killer Video (Best music Video): Red Hot Chili Peppers - Dani California; Ok pointless now.

Video Inspired by Film (Music video /film adaption): Fall Out Boy "A Little Less Sixteen Candels A Little More Touch me" (Lost Boys)

Price of Darkness (Darkest male artist in music video): Gerard Way - My Chemical Romance

Femme Fatale (Most evil female character in music video): Evanescence - "Call Me When You're Sober"